The Long Room - Collins st

"Don't let your mommy see that photo" Elias; age unknown, says in a seedy english accent

Nadia and her mate Jem interrogated this dude for over an hour as they were convinced he was a rockstar of some sort. Anyway, turns out he works at Centrelink, has an arts degree from La Trobe, and cocaine hates him. He said he was a bit camera shy so the only photos allowed were the one above and the one below of his boots.